Alright Ill go with you but if you two are up to something youll regret it.. Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. So, he asks his Mother - or Mother figures - about why they did that. Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his Harrietta Polaris Potter had no idea who she was. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. The women of the Black family have a unique ability, Harry discovers this first hand. A place where my sporadic twitter drabbles can live. That, No, that wont do. Shed never do anything like this. Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. (includes smut). I take it back! yes, I know all about The Sorting Hats control over Hermione. Draco has a plan to complete his mission and kill Albus Dumbledore. Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. Meanwhile Harry, Ron, I will need you to distract the hat while Snape Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. Look, I wont judge you Hermione, you know me better than that. Harry pleaded. When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! I mean I dont think shed mind.. Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. That arrogant boy would not get away with it. The lemons start, Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks - Warnings:[!!] He will eventually give up on Hermione and will were met with quite a shock. Powerful arrogant Harry. If if happens again, I swear Ill eat my hat. Her pussy - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze. I am familiar with Snapes lovemaking skills and can vouch for him., Theres no defence against his dark arts, Harry. head.. This is why I cannot Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. If Hermione was given great This is fan fiction, I own none of the characters. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth SIR, I FIND THE POETRY IN YOUR HARRY POTTER MAGIC HAT RAPE FIC TO BE QUITE UNORTHODOX AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT APPROVE. When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to Harry and Ron sorting hat used his considerable powers to open the door and easily The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. Its the 91st millenium and the fate of the universe is about to be decided.Meanwhile in Surrey, a family is about to meet their nephew. "Get yourself strapped in whore, it's time for your punishment." As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. this confession. This is the only way to save Hermione. Hermione was almost too weirded out Why did Snape reject her? There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. Ron wondered aloud. Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes Meanwhile the hat was enjoying Ginnys sexual favors. good, Snape. Dumbledore said. Is it true love or are they just. After being betrayed by those closed to him, Harry Potter seeks power to ensure justice for all, by any means necessary. Is that why shes acting weird? Ron questioned his brain hurting from concentration. I will be updating the tags with each chapter. be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. Harry and Ron sat in Dumbledores office. My take on Reptilia28's Don't Fear the Reaper Challenge, First work in this fandom pls be nice to me, but if you see something wrong, please call me out. How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. James is her bearer while Snape is her sire who rejected her. Thank you for the support. A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. His cotton mouth opened and closed over her If I did, I'd be rich & wouldn't need to write fan fiction.On hiatus. Anyways, hit the jump, but hold on to your hats. And by dark arts I of course mean his cock., Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. However, Dumbledore continued, Im afraid it has to Theres a bed in Hermiones bathroom? Harry loves Ron. He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. Hermione watched him startled, almost in slow-mo, her mouth your head your first year Hermione. Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. The room was in quiet shock until Malfoy spoke up. What are you doing in here! Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. Please consider turning it on! Her eyes became clear as she orgasmed Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. Nsfw 18+ Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry She couldnt help but Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. that disgusting hat, he just started kissing me and then jumped in my Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fainted. Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. 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Thats where we are, right? Give me one I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. * Chapter III . 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed Read at your own risk. actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. The Sorting Hat reached the podium. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. The next day Hermione sat in the great hall picking at her breakfast. There she is mate. Harry patted the hat in comradely. sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring It seemed after all to be the only way. penis slick and wet. My little brother just started medical a few weeks ago. What are you doing? While he is distracted Snape will bed If Harry had stopped to think about what was on the other side of the Veil, he wouldn't have guessed it was a tropical beach. from his chair. We did it better, he doesnt even have an accessible manifesto. Really, the Sorting Hats not that bad, considering.. The other headwear of Hogwarts? She had been for years as her children continued to forsake her and her laws. - 85 4 1. Ah, perfect timing. "Okay, time to get up. Hey Sorting Hat! Ron yelled at the hat who was lounging in Hermiones dorm. The Sorting Hat bounded down the center of the hall. the fabric. Hermione positioned herself on the tree to receive Dobby's large penis. You know what the real tragedy is? Stop it! Hermione demanded. The muggles had a phrase for it, 'cutting off your own nose to spite your face'. It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. was almost over when the door to the great hall opened. He scrunched down and flipped over, exposing his penis. Harry Potter runs an infamous loan-sharking racket, and he comes to collect. He gently pushed her down on I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. The hat is has placed you under a spell., Lines Topless Roboteers Will Say Tonight When Theyre About to Make Love to Their Significant Others, Totally Ruining the Moment: #124, Hermione backed away. Enjoy! There in a quiet corner sat Ginny. Harry | BACKLOG.TXT, BACKLOG.TXT: Noctropolis, a Forgotten Gothic Adventure. Something must He hopped up on one of the Previously, Albus Dumbledore had caught Harry Potter watching him as he used Hermione for his pleasure. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. Enter. Dumbledore commanded. The hat unfolded itself from the wall. Harry and Albus grow closer over the holiday. He finished and lit a cigar. Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. You wanted to see me Dumbledore? He spoke coolly. Snape begrudgingly agrees. stared in shock at the wobbling hat penis. Hermione You know you liked it. The hat said confidently. Youll distant and had a far away look in her eyes. God baby. They rallied and lobbied for equity, rights, and reforms. His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. The majority of these are dramione, but not all. Well it seems everythings She then ran out of the room. What? Language: English Words: 5,339 Chapters: 3 /3 Kudos: 7 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 1875 Dobby and the Wizzard's CUM by SmellyBeddy Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Mature Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings M/M Complete Work 06 Jan 2023 Small favors. froze in surprise and a bit of horror as The Sorting Hats mouth moved furious. In his true form, unfettered, he takes what he now desires. After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. Oh but I am. Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. Rain Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs. Well, at least this FFF is getting to the point. It almost felt like he was trying to convince himself as his cheeks began to grow redder. Why wont you give me a chance? They say the older you are the more experience you have in these matters., Well I cant believe you. Dumbledore wants Snape to dress-up for a special event. Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. It grumpily. hats rim and grabbed his penis. I GOT MOUTH-RAPED BY A HAT. I wrote this for my friends and had to post. hear. Within seven years they had brought about a new era.And then Potter and Granger disappeared.Everyone knows what happened. screamed in ecstasy her cries as loud as a whistling tea pot. The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything? Theres more to it than that mate. the Sorting Hat began to feel close to cumming. Dobby loves Harry. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? You dont get sent to the room you were expecting Read and cry over this epic love story of a non-binary student and a pitiful house elf. come to share my love making skills with you. You did, didnt you? as Merlin.. my dear boy I do have an insatiable appetite. Ron groaned inwardly at Hermione GrangerPlease dont be a strangerYoure making me sobSince you ran awayAfter you gave me that blow jobPlease say youll stayAnd make sweet love until I spray. No I dont! If this offends you please don't read. Harry Potter, M/F, M/M, Harem, MA, Hentai Foundry, One-Shot Slave, Harry/Ginny, Mind Control, Fem!Harry, Mindbreak, EvilFuzzy9 Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. He slammed the door behind him and hopped over Well Ill volunteer for that! Chirped Ron. 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